1.首先，linux是免费的，和老婆上床当然不用要钱，妓女和windows都是要money的啊。
2.linux入门比较难，就象你当初追你lp的那些日子，痛并快乐着。windows？傻子都会用，就象妓女，给钱就可以了，即使你阳痿她还可以用嘴哦，当然你得多付钱才可以。
3.linux稳定，几乎不会传染病毒给你，windows么？还要带安全套－－防毒软件才可以。
4.虽然linux可以帮你完成绝大部分事情，但偶尔你想happy一下的时候还得找windows－－－linux下的游戏似乎差一些，就象你偶尔想找点儿刺激的话，只好花钱找小姐了。如果你实在不愿意找小姐，又想享受刺激的话可以用wine，酒精会让你老婆更激情，但感觉似乎还是不如职业小姐。让你老婆喝这么多酒也不是一件容易的事，wine的配置很麻烦哦.
5.一些新奇硬件软件都是最先支持windows的，但如果真的是好东东的话，最终linux也会支持。世面上比较新的器械和流行的体位都是妓女们的卖点，随着时代的发展，夫妻之间也会慢慢接受这些的。
6.老婆需要不断各种礼物，终生投资，以保持老婆顺从忠心。linux需要不断买各种书籍来，花费大量时间进行培训来使用。妓女明码标价，简单易用。
7.老婆请来困难，赶走更麻烦，往往弄的身败名裂。linux同样。而且妓女随叫随到，方便快捷。只要不被抓。
8. 老婆需要大量的时间调教，才能使用顺手，妓女简单易用，你不会，她还会教你。
chumufengyun 于 2016-04-07 12:48:25发表:
楼主真牛B，太有才了，也很形象。
brettwang 于 2016-04-04 11:18:20发表:
1# huangyong_158
有才
不??真像那?回事
lipcaty 于 2016-04-03 23:56:54发表:
这个比喻好伤！
brettwang 于 2016-03-29 20:57:18发表:
有才
不??真像那?回事
501140354 于 2016-03-29 14:54:23发表:
首先，linux是免费的，和老婆上床当然不用要钱，妓女和
brettwang 于 2016-03-27 09:05:16发表:
这太搞了 1# huangyong_158
dxitxeeq 于 2016-03-25 14:20:12发表:
很好的贴子
kylechai 于 2015-08-17 20:00:20发表:
这个比喻让微软情何以堪
xiaodsss 于 2015-08-09 13:43:23发表:
........又学习了
sszon 于 2015-06-21 17:03:38发表:
有一腚的道理
yangleyangle0 于 2015-06-20 19:15:45发表:
老婆还不熟悉啊，对妓女就很熟悉；了
davy1816 于 2015-05-15 13:32:29发表:
谢谢分享
litianxiang 于 2015-05-15 10:42:40发表:
真是不错，有道理啊
dbus08 于 2015-04-17 18:10:16发表:
厉害，有才
江湖小子DH 于 2014-10-16 21:37:52发表:
这是太有才了 。。。。
vip_stone 于 2014-10-16 10:41:14发表:
额，好形象的说法
huiyzou 于 2014-07-17 11:22:13发表:
很形象的类比
15696154470 于 2014-07-09 14:26:35发表:
听起来很像这么回事， 哈哈。
daphigee 于 2014-07-08 23:51:24发表:
说的太形象了。windows越做越垃圾了。连妓女都不如了，还好早早的开始接触LINUX了
chunbao1972 于 2014-07-07 20:08:25发表:
真像这回事
xiaojun0000 于 2014-05-07 22:20:49发表:
LZ，比喻很恰当，支持
Tron 于 2014-04-28 13:53:30发表:
看看，乐乐，呵呵！
yzws1994 于 2014-04-24 19:24:17发表:
呵呵，不错，虽然挺逗，但是貌似有几分道理。赞一个哈！
cnlvker 于 2014-04-24 12:32:20发表:
言之有理.........
yirenaq 于 2014-04-18 14:55:36发表:
经典:0w223dc
1144953932 于 2014-04-11 21:03:46发表:
有才
wquijcfvgb 于 2014-03-31 10:14:15发表:
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jinyunfei 于 2014-03-21 16:23:49发表:
[font=黑体][color=Red][/color][/font]经典的说法，支持啊
zzdyfe 于 2014-03-21 09:44:00发表:
想起来win7 的 Aero，情人果然漂亮啊，不过现在老婆也越来越好了
dy8251064 于 2014-03-16 10:47:37发表:
很形象，很比喻
逆水寒 于 2014-03-07 20:59:26发表:
哈哈，在天朝windows也是免费的
XCalvin 于 2014-03-07 11:25:00发表:
这个总结……相当贴切！顶一个吧！看来东莞……
kulis 于 2014-03-06 20:13:29发表:
好有道理哦！
jiangjunlin 于 2014-03-06 19:33:26发表:
评论得经典！
qxfsy 于 2014-03-05 18:40:09发表:
说得好啊！
minglan9757 于 2014-03-05 14:20:30发表:
这太搞了
austinwei 于 2013-02-11 21:26:46发表:
话粗理不粗啊.........................顶一个
wl0 于 2013-02-10 15:37:39发表:
有理...
OK件 于 2013-01-30 10:11:38发表:
转载的挺不错的。。。。。。。
sheng7625 于 2013-01-28 22:43:19发表:
人才，真乃人才也